Tonight, I told my friend earnestly not to put all his fish in one basket.

Today I mixed up John Lennon and John Denver. Come on! They both have shaggy hair and circle hippie glasses.

I got really confused when my guy-crazy cousin was going on and on about how cute Jessie Metcalfe was until I realized she wasn't talking about Laurie Metcalf. I'll still take an episode of Roseanne over Desperate Housewives.

Once I was out at dinner with my friend, and I told her if something didn't go right, I was going to get so mad, teapots would come out of my ears.

The other night at dinner, my boyfriend started talking about the movie "Shanghai Noon," and I exclaimed, "I love that Chris Tucker!"

I will never be able to tell the difference between Glenn Close and Meryl Streep.

I always mix up "Rosemary's Baby" and "Sophie's Choice."

Today, the movie "Demolition Man" came on television, and I accidentally called it "Judge Renaissance."