Tyler: Paul McCartney was in the East Coast feed of "30 Rock," but West Coast got someone else.
Lauren: Let me guess. Art Garfunkel.
Tyler: Paul McCartney, not Paul Simon.
Lauren: Oh, yeah. As in Simon and Garfunkel.

In the theater, during the intermission of Miss Saigon, Tyler was talking to me about something that happened when he acted in Macbeth. I replied saying, "So, in Macbeth -- ooh, bad luck! I mean 'The Denmark Play.'"

(For not theater types, I meant "The Scottish Play." OR, maybe I just think Hamlet is bad luck. Ever think of that?)

Today, Tyler and I were talking about girlfriends from various movies, and I named Adrian, from "Rambo."

He very carefully tried to point out my mistake by saying, "Rambo?" To which I said, "Yes, Adrian from Rambo." Then he said, "Rambo." And I said, "YES, RAMBO! When he's shouting it on the stairs! Whatever, I haven't seen the movie."

Then he laughed, and I got it several minutes later. Boy movies...

Told my friend AunJuli over skype that there were too many cooks in the pot.

Bless her heart, she didn't even correct me.

Yesterday, I told my friend Melissa that you shouldn't kick a gift horse in the mouth.

I think it's still good advice.

I just told someone that "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" was written by Harry S Truman.

We can't stop in Washington DC! That's bat country!

Just called toothpaste "dijonaise." No idea.