Told my friend AunJuli over skype that there were too many cooks in the pot.

Bless her heart, she didn't even correct me.

Yesterday, I told my friend Melissa that you shouldn't kick a gift horse in the mouth.

I think it's still good advice.

I just told someone that "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" was written by Harry S Truman.

We can't stop in Washington DC! That's bat country!

Just called toothpaste "dijonaise." No idea.

I always mix up Stockard Channing and Channing Tatum.

While playing a coworker in chess, I decided to trash-talk him by taunting, "You're falling RIGHT into my trap, like a spider in a web." He did not seem threatened. (Also: I lost.)

Tonight, I told my friend earnestly not to put all his fish in one basket.