The following posts are true. I either honestly make these mistakes in my memory, or I blurt them out without realizing what I just said. I get it from my dad, who frequently refers to such movies as "Edward Finger Scissor" and the beautiful actress from the movie "Clueless," Sylvia Leesha-stone.
Friday, January 15, 2010
I always mix up Stockard Channing and Channing Tatum.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
While playing a coworker in chess, I decided to trash-talk him by taunting, "You're falling RIGHT into my trap, like a spider in a web." He did not seem threatened. (Also: I lost.)
