The following posts are true. I either honestly make these mistakes in my memory, or I blurt them out without realizing what I just said. I get it from my dad, who frequently refers to such movies as "Edward Finger Scissor" and the beautiful actress from the movie "Clueless," Sylvia Leesha-stone.
Sunday, September 15, 2013
I couldn't remember the game "Assassin's Creed," so I told my husband to play "Ninja Knight Who Hops Up Buildings."
Same thing.
Thursday, May 16, 2013
I couldn't think of "Philip Morris," so I told my friend my conspiracy theory that the Anti-Smoking Campaign was being targeted by Wilson Phillips.
